New Releases and Forthcoming Books

Undying Passions
Freaky Farmers (new edition)
Family Lovers & Naughty Schooldays (New edition)
Arkansas Family Reunion (new edition)
It’s All Relative (new edition)
Left on Their Own (new edition)
Sis and her Friend (new edition)
¡Prohibido! (Previously The Donkey Show)
Loving Families (new edition)
My Brother, the Porn Star (new edition)

Other News

11 March 2024: Added My Brother, the Porn Star to the list of titles that are once again available for sale at Smashwords. I’ve added a very sexy scene at a lesbian porn shoot, where Anne/April gets to indulge in a bit of pee play, and the book gains about 2300 words, but remains at the original $2.99 price.

8 March 2024: Loving Families is once again available for purchase. I’m getting closer to having everything available again. As with the others, buy this at Smashwords.

7 March 2024: Rebuilding continues with the re-release of The Donkey Show, now retitled ¡Prohibido! To avoid potential issues with the title. It became available at Smashwords this morning.

29 February 2024: I celebrating Leap Year Day by releasing the new edition of Sis and her Friend, which is once again available at Smashwords. The popular tale of incestuous fraternal twins Jim and Emme, and Emme’s friend Angie, and the twins’ mom is hot as fuck, and a bit different, since each of the participants relates their own view of what happened.

27 February 2024: A new edition of Left on Their Own has now been released at Smashwords. Slowly but surely, I’m getting all the books and stories that were lost when the original publisher went under back into the available column. Some may take a little longer than others, since I only have hard copies of certain books and those have to be retyped.

26 February 2024: The re-issue project continues with the new edition of It’s All Relative. This one, I’m afraid, lost one story, as there was no way to rewrite “Sex Scout Cookies” in a way that would be acceptable to the dealer. Everything else is still there, and we’ve eliminated a handful of typos during the re-editing. I like to think I produce a pretty clean manuscript, but it’s hard to catch everything.

25 February 2024: Continuing the re-issue project following the demise my our former publisher, I’m happy to announce that the very popular slice of rural incest, Arkansas Family Reunion, is once again available at Smashwords. Just to avoid problems, the “kids” are a couple years older now, but otherwise it’s the same sizzling tale. I’m also retiring a lot of my old pen names, so the new edition has my name on an all-new cover instead of my old Mo Beevir pen name.

14 February 2024: I’m delighted to announce that Family Lovers & Naughty Schooldays has at last returned to Smashwords, with a new cover, and some minor editorial changes to accommodate some policy changes. Mostly, the high school seniors are now college freshmen, but the stories are the same. It’s also being republished under my name, with the old pen names cited at the beginning of each story.

29 January 2024: While I never received any official notice, Lot’s Cave, my old faithful publisher, appears to have closed. A new, non-taboo bookstore now occupies their old site. Because of this, nearly all of my erotica titles, other than the softer ones at Amazon and Barnes & Noble, have also disappeared. I’m in the process of republishing the titles, but this is going to take some time. So far, My Erotic Life, Freaky Farmers, and Undying Passions have been republished or, in the case of the last one, finally published. The rest will follow as soon as I can get them into shape and have new covers for them. Anything on the site with an existing Amazon or Barnes & Noble link should still be there.

5 January 2024: The Album page is now also the home page for an expanding collection of individual albums containing AI generated pictures, mostly anime or digital animation type stuff. The first bonus album is Diana’s Album, showing some unused artwork generated to go along with “Diana and the Devious Dong.”

3 January, 2024: Added a new section to the site, Free Stories, and also added the first story, “Diana and the Devious Dong,” to that page. More will be forthcoming. Just to be different, most of the stories in this new section will be illustrated with 3D artwork similar to what a lot of the animation studios are using now. The first story is sort of a far-out takeoff on Kafka’s “The Metamorphosis,” except that, instead of turning into a giant cockroach, Diana wakes up one morning to discover she’s grown a dick while she slept. Sounds a bit trans, but it’s really more science fiction. The dick is an alien symbiont.

1 December, 2023: Added an Album page. Since most of my life as portrayed in my books is, to put it mildly, a lot more interesting than my actual life, the pictures of me, my friends, and some of the people in my books are all AI generated.  

19 November, 2023: Added a review of the 1971 hick-sex comedy Southern Comforts. There’s a buy link on the page, but the video seems to be out of print, so they’re expensive. The movie is fun, with lots of nudity and old-fashioned, non-PC naughtiness.

October 1, 2023: Added a review of the 1974 Canadian vampire-porn epic Sexcula. It’s an unusual movie, to say the least.

February 6, 2023: Added two new poems, “Hymn to the Moronite Pantheon” and “Ode to a Quim” to my poetry page. Both of these will appear in Undying Lust when it’s released.

February 6, 2023: It looks as if Undying Lust may actually be finished soon. I’ve been kept busy with a lot of practical work lately (as in the kind that takes a lot of time but also brings in a lot of money), but those rather boring projects are now complete and I’m back at my typewriter. Yes, I mostly write on a typewriter or, even more outdatedly, on a yellow legal pad, and then transfer it to my computer for final editing. Only two partially-written chapters to go. Unless I decide to add something. There are some pretty long periods in Sarah’s life that have been skipped over so far.

Anyway, here’s the cute redhead who’s currently appearing on the placeholder cover, just to keep things interesting.

January 31, 2022: Added a review of the classic 1980s’ schoolgirl porn feature Little Girls Blue Part 2 to my reviews section. It strikes me as a far more complex feature than it appears at first glance.

January 18, 2022: Twitter follower count has now reached 835. I don’t just post promos for my writing, though obviously there are plenty of those. I’m likely to comment on just about anything, even some serious stuff that has nothing to do with erotica. And, of course, I continue to tweet a hot picture of someone younger and hotter than me whenever I add another five followers, such as the lovely “Bambi” here:

October 7, 2021: I’ve now reached 805 Twitter followers. Posted another “Mimi” picture to celebrate. Still working on Undying Lust, but it’s easy to get distracted by stuff that, sad to say, pays a lot better, so there’s still a bit to go. I also had an idea for a short, so for all I can say that may turn up sooner than the other.

July 21, 2021: Added a certificate today, so this site will show as “secure” now. I’m still not selling anything directly, but once everything finishes propagating you should see the little lock symbol in the address bar.

July 17, 2021: Added my 790th Twitter follower today. As usual, posted a picture (two, actually) in celebration. This time it was the lovely “Mimi” who took center stage. I licensed a lot of pictures for my “members area,” but no one ever went there, so I’m using them for this instead. The goal is still to get to a thousand followers by the end of the year, but sooner would be even better.

May 18, 2021: Added a poetry page to the site. Three sonnets and a free verse, kinky ‘50s beatnik paean of praise to sibling sexuality to begin with, but more will be added as the muse dictates.

May 18, 2021: Just reached 775 followers on Twitter. Goal is still 1,000, but I’m just going to leave the date up in the air.

March 22, 2021: Hit 745 Twitter followers today. The current goal is to get 1,000 by the end of April.

February 12, 2021: Added a new blog post, Weird World. I’m going to try to do this more often.

January 15, 2021: An Erotic Life is now available at Lot’s Cave and Smashwords. There’s a ton of brand-new material in this comprehensive ‘autobiography,’ along with everything from the previous four books rearranged into chronological order.

January 14, 2021: I’ve seen the cover for An Erotic Life now and it’s featured on this site. The book should be available to purchase in the next few days.

November 15, 2020: I’ve changed the title of Memoirs of an Immortal to Undying Lust, which I hope sounds racier and more attractive to the potential erotica aficionado. Also, since the viewpoint was switched from first person to third, ‘Memoirs’ seemed less apropos. The story is getting longer, and, having reached about 65,000 words, I just started over from the beginning, so expect perhaps another ten to twenty thousand words before I’m done. My naughty friend Sarah has managed to get into a lot of sexy situations in the last six and half millennia. Probably looking at early 2021 now.

November 2, 2020: Completed the final editing of An Erotic Life and submitted the finished manuscript to Lot’s Cave. Now I just have to wait and see how long it takes for them to do the production work and get it out to the public. It’s the longest thing I’ve done in the realm of erotica at 106,832 words.

October 16, 2020: Very nearly finished with An Erotic Life. This is a reworking of my autobiographies, along with another book’s worth of new material, into a single volume. I’ve been letting myself get lazy, but this should be out before the end of the year. Undying Lust should follow shortly.

September 2, 2019: Left on Their Own is now available at Lot’s Cave. You won’t want to miss this new addition to my country incest collection.

September 1, 2019: Did an extensive site upgrade and consolidation. The old member’s section, which never had any members and consequently was never added to, has been removed. Some other material has been reorganized and categorized.

August 17, 2019: Uploaded Left on Their Own to Lot’s Cave. Eighteen-year-old brother-sister twins who find themselves alone on the family farm for a few days. Still working on Memoirs of an Immortal, but that’s a much longer book.

May 16, 2019: The books that were lost when Excitica closed are now available again at Lot’s Cave. It’s All Relative was added to my author page. Sexually Adventurous and Loving Families are on Mo Beevir’s page.

February 17, 2019: Sad to discover that Excitica has closed.That’s one less place for readers to find taboo stories. Some of the pseudonymous stuff was only available there, so those stories are being moved over to Lot’s Cave.

January 27, 2019: Both Wet and The Donkey Show became available today at Lot’s Cave. This is my first double release. I plan to celebrate with a nice Chablis and my fattest dildo.

January 2, 2019: Hard at work on Memoirs of an Immortal, an “autobiography” of Sarah Norman, the hot redhead who was featured in The Gods are Horny, and has popped up in a couple of other stories as well. I have a feeling this may be a long one.

December 3, 2018: Uploaded the manuscript for The Donkey Show to Lot’s Cave. Four friends on a trip to Tijuana to see if the notorious night club act is for real. Is it? You’ll just have to wait until the story is released.

December 3, 2018: Reached 440 Twitter followers today, so I naturally posted some naked pictures of other people. I’d post some of me, but I like you all too much.

November 7, 2018: Finished editing for the new book/story and uploaded the manuscript to Lot’s Cave. I’m not sure how long it will take for it to appear. This is the latest installment in my autobiography series, with a working title of “Wet.” As that may suggest, there’s even more peeing than usual in this one.

July 27, 2018: Hit 395 Twitter followers today. Naturally, this called for a new nude photo post. If you’re not following me, consider it. @LaurenMilfinger

July 7, 2018: Lust for Blood is now on sale as an audiobook at Audible.com, narrated by Angela Mannering. You’ll probably want to use earbuds if you’re listening to this in public.

June 25, 2018: There is now a Lot’s Cave edition of Lust for Blood. This will make the book available in some previously untapped markets. A completely new tale, Sis and her Friend, also became available today from Lot’s Cave and other vendors.

May 26, 2018: Lust for Blood will soon appear in an audiobook version. More details coming soon.

March 22, 2018: Now up to 283 Twitter followers. I post a nude every time I get five more. Because I like my followers, the nudes are always professional models whose pics I’ve licensed for the member area. The real me doesn’t look nearly as good naked as the fictional version.

February 7, 2018: I now have 212 twitter followers. I still need more. Lots more. Follow @LaurenMilfinger

February 4, 2018: Just finished writing Sis and Her Friend, a touching tale of 18-year-old boy/girl twins, lust, horny cheerleaders, and a very understanding mother.

January 9, 2018: I now have 160 twitter followers. I could use a lot more. Follow me @LaurenMilfinger

January 6, 2018: Literature and Masturbation, new blog post.

December 31, 2017: Happy 2018! New blog post.

December 20, 2017: One Room is FREE on Amazon Kindle from today through Christmas Eve. Get your free copy, say nice things about it, and while you’re there pick up Lust for Blood for only $2.99.

December 15, 2017: Cumming at Carlisle’s, new blog post.

December 9, 2017: Erotica, Horror and Vampires, new blog post.

November 30, 2017: Kinky Victorian Servants, new blog post.

November 23, 2017: Thanksgiving 2017, new blog post.

November 16, 2017: Started writing The Erotic Adventures of a Lady’s Maid, which is a book that the maid in Lust for Blood is mentioned as writing. If anything, this is even more Victorian in flavor.

November 16, 2017: Printed edition of Lust for Blood is released.

November 14, 2017: Erotica Writing, Then and Now, new blog post.

November 13, 2017: Incest Out, Vampires In, new blog post.

October 22, 2017: Is Incest Necessary? New blog post.

September 28, 2017: How Dirty Do You Go? New blog post.

September 23, 2017: That First Time, new blog post.

September 23, 2017: Member Area is now open.

September 20, 2017: Reciprocity, new blog post

September 15, 2017: The Conscience of the Nation, new blog post.

September 14, 2017: One Room on sale at Amazon.

September 13, 2017: Moronite Mythology, new blog post.

September 12, 2017: Always a New Story, new blog post.

September 9, 2017: Hard Help is Good to Find, new blog post.

September 8, 2017: Naughty Patriarchs, new blog post about the dirty parts of the Bible.

September 7, 2017: Completed They All Cum at Carlisle’s and sent to publisher. The waiting is always the worst part.

September 7, 2017: Memories of a Naked Summer, new blog post.

September 4, 2017: Joined the Vibrators.com affiliate program.

September 4, 2017: “eMail Can be Annoying,” new blog post.

September 4, 2017: “Moving Along,” new blog post.

September 3, 2017: The Member Area is almost ready to go live. The hosting company just has to make a few tweaks to their system.

September 3, 2017: Joined the Chaturbate affiliate program. The girls love it if you jerk off while you watch them, and it helps support this site.

August 31, 2017: “Anticipation,” new blog post.

August 30, 2017: Working on the final chapters of They All Cum at Carlisle’s. You’re going to love it.

August 28, 2017: “Still Working,” new blog post.

August 23, 2017: “The Joys of the Digital World,” new blog post.

August 18, 2017: “There Will be More,” first blog post.

August 14, 2017: Started a Twitter account. Follow me at @LaurenMilfinger