Category: Politics

The Joys of the Digital World

My website is essentially finished. Once the last three books are published I’ll be adding proper cover photos and purchase links, and the member area will obviously be adding new photo sets and videos as often as possible, but, for the most part, the site is there.

Naturally, when I say “the last three books,” I mean the last three that are currently listed on the site. Obviously, as I write more, they’ll be added. I’m not even remotely close to the point where I’ll stop writing.

It was quite a job while it was going on.

Okay, obviously this isn’t me, but that is more or less the way I like to dress when I’m at home.

My web guy, who prefers to remain anonymous, had to practically move into my apartment while he was building the site for me. I’m afraid I may have been a bit of a taskmistress during the process, keeping him at it well beyond the limits of an eight-hour day. I’m not cruel, mind you. I kept him fed, brought out the good booze, and tried to encourage him by spending as much time as possible wandering around my apartment suitably undressed. I may not be 19 any more, but I still have that 36-24-35 figure and hardly any sagging. Not too bad for a 52-year-old broad, really. I could pass for ten years younger.

Anyway, I discovered my web guy, who is a few years older than me, isn’t merely an old man who knows computers and the Internet. He’s an old man who knows computers and the Internet who owns an eight-inch cock. Keeping him working was, as it’s said, my pleasure. Old guys often take a lot longer to finish, but somehow I don’t see that as a problem.

One of the sexy models who will appear in our member section.

With any luck, we may have the member section ready to open later today. This will be, honestly, about what you’d expect. We’ll have photo sets with hot models, and videos. At some point we may also bring in some cam girls, if I can find some who want to get in on the fun. Member area visitors will need to pay if they want to download anything, naturally, and they have to be eighteen or older.  We’ve been uploading content for the last several days, and it’s been a royal pain. My ISP isn’t the fastest in the world.

Anyway, keep checking back. I’m working on completing They All Cum at Carlisle’s, and tweeting away whenever the mood strikes. I’m going to try doing more topical tweets, too, and not just book plugs. The current political situation is certainly ripe for comment. I love making fun of idiots, and I really dislike people who want to boss everyone around. Bullies are bad people. Most grow up, but some never do.

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Getting Started

I’ve spent most of the last week working with a friend on getting LaurenMilfinger.com on line. I don’t claim to be tech savvy, but he can do that sort of thing without too much effort. He claims it used to be a lot harder, back in the “old days,” when he apparently used to put together websites on Notepad, instead of the specialized site-building software he uses now. From my point of view, it still looked pretty hard, but I guess in the old days you couldn’t even see what it was going to look like as you built it.

I need to thank my erotica publisher, Lot’s Cave, who were kind enough to let me have book cover images and other graphics from my books, and from a few others that I’ve read and enjoyed. If you’re into “forbidden” erotica, they’re a great place to find it. They don’t publish anything illegal, of course, though I suppose there are people who think differently. And you do need to be at least 18 to shop there. And no, that’s not me in the cover photo. I did look a little like that 30 years ago, though.

I thought I’d use this first post to plug my books. It looks as if the world isn’t going to let me do anything that mundane. Of course, I wasn’t expecting a Nazi rally in Virginia, or somebody driving his car into a crowd of counter-protesters and killing one of them, either. I also wasn’t expecting our President to comment on it by essentially saying, “this was terrible, but both sides are to blame, and wow, how about the employment figures! Aren’t they great!”

Some messages back and forth to my web designer brought some of it out. We were trying to figure out if there was any actual difference between alt-right and Nazi. We concluded that there was. One of them has a hyphen in it.

I’m obviously a white American. My family was here long before 1776. I had family fighting in the Revolution, in the War of 1812, on the northern side in the Civil War, in the Spanish American War, and in both World Wars and Korea. I think that lets me speak with a little authority about what being a “real” American means. To my way of thinking, it doesn’t mean anything that those idiots in Virginia were saying. The country is already great, and I hope people won’t stand still while fearless leader tries to bring that greatness to an end and force a business model in its place. You can’t run a country like a business. If you try, you end up with Germany in 1938. Businesses are dictatorships, every one of them. That’s the only way businessmen know how to do things, and it explains a lot about Trump.

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