New Releases and Forthcoming Books
Undying Lust (Uploaded to publisher 23 Nov 2023)
19 November, 2023: Added a review of the 1971 hick-
October 1, 2023: Added a review of the 1974 Canadian vampire-
February 6, 2023: It looks as if Undying Lust may actually be finished soon. I’ve been kept busy with a lot of practical work lately (as in the kind that takes a lot of time but also brings in a lot of money), but those rather boring projects are now complete and I’m back at my typewriter. Yes, I mostly write on a typewriter or, even more outdatedly, on a yellow legal pad, and then transfer it to my computer for final editing. Only two partially-
Anyway, here’s the cute redhead who’s currently appearing on the placeholder cover, just to keep things interesting.
January 31, 2022: Added a review of the classic 1980s’ schoolgirl porn feature Little Girls Blue Part 2 to my reviews section. It strikes me as a far more complex feature than it appears at first glance.
January 18, 2022: Twitter follower count has now reached 835. I don’t just post promos for my writing, though obviously there are plenty of those. I’m likely to comment on just about anything, even some serious stuff that has nothing to do with erotica. And, of course, I continue to tweet a hot picture of someone younger and hotter than me whenever I add another five followers, such as the lovely “Bambi” here:
October 7, 2021: I’ve now reached 805 Twitter followers. Posted another “Mimi” picture to celebrate. Still working on Undying Lust, but it’s easy to get distracted by stuff that, sad to say, pays a lot better, so there’s still a bit to go. I also had an idea for a short, so for all I can say that may turn up sooner than the other.
July 21, 2021: Added a certificate today, so this site will show as “secure” now. I’m still not selling anything directly, but once everything finishes propagating you should see the little lock symbol in the address bar.
July 17, 2021: Added my 790th Twitter follower today. As usual, posted a picture (two, actually) in celebration. This time it was the lovely “Mimi” who took center stage. I licensed a lot of pictures for my “members area,” but no one ever went there, so I’m using them for this instead. The goal is still to get to a thousand followers by the end of the year, but sooner would be even better.
May 18, 2021: Added a poetry page to the site. Three sonnets and a free verse, kinky ‘50s beatnik paean of praise to sibling sexuality to begin with, but more will be added as the muse dictates.
May 18, 2021: Just reached 775 followers on Twitter. Goal is still 1,000, but I’m just going to leave the date up in the air.
March 22, 2021: Hit 745 Twitter followers today. The current goal is to get 1,000 by the end of April.
February 12, 2021: Added a new blog post, Weird World. I’m going to try to do this more often.
January 15, 2021: An Erotic Life is now available at Lot’s Cave and Smashwords. There’s a ton of brand-
January 14, 2021: I’ve seen the cover for An Erotic Life now and it’s featured on this site. The book should be available to purchase in the next few days.
November 15, 2020: I’ve changed the title of Memoirs of an Immortal to Undying Lust, which I hope sounds racier and more attractive to the potential erotica aficionado. Also, since the viewpoint was switched from first person to third, ‘Memoirs’ seemed less apropos. The story is getting longer, and, having reached about 65,000 words, I just started over from the beginning, so expect perhaps another ten to twenty thousand words before I’m done. My naughty friend Sarah has managed to get into a lot of sexy situations in the last six and half millennia. Probably looking at early 2021 now.
November 2, 2020: Completed the final editing of An Erotic Life and submitted the finished manuscript to Lot’s Cave. Now I just have to wait and see how long it takes for them to do the production work and get it out to the public. It’s the longest thing I’ve done in the realm of erotica at 106,832 words.
October 16, 2020: Very nearly finished with An Erotic Life. This is a reworking of my autobiographies, along with another book’s worth of new material, into a single volume. I’ve been letting myself get lazy, but this should be out before the end of the year. Undying Lust should follow shortly.
September 1, 2019: Did an extensive site upgrade and consolidation. The old member’s section, which never had any members and consequently was never added to, has been removed. Some other material has been reorganized and categorized.
August 17, 2019: Uploaded Left on Their Own to Lot’s Cave. Eighteen-
May 16, 2019: The books that were lost when Excitica closed are now available again at Lot’s Cave. It’s All Relative was added to my author page. Sexually Adventurous and Loving Families are on Mo Beevir’s page.
February 17, 2019: Sad to discover that Excitica has closed.That’s one less place for readers to find taboo stories. Some of the pseudonymous stuff was only available there, so those stories are being moved over to Lot’s Cave.
January 2, 2019: Hard at work on Memoirs of an Immortal, an “autobiography” of Sarah Norman, the hot redhead who was featured in The Gods are Horny, and has popped up in a couple of other stories as well. I have a feeling this may be a long one.
December 3, 2018: Uploaded the manuscript for The Donkey Show to Lot’s Cave. Four friends on a trip to Tijuana to see if the notorious night club act is for real. Is it? You’ll just have to wait until the story is released.
December 3, 2018: Reached 440 Twitter followers today, so I naturally posted some naked pictures of other people. I’d post some of me, but I like you all too much.
November 7, 2018: Finished editing for the new book/story and uploaded the manuscript to Lot’s Cave. I’m not sure how long it will take for it to appear. This is the latest installment in my autobiography series, with a working title of “Wet.” As that may suggest, there’s even more peeing than usual in this one.
July 27, 2018: Hit 395 Twitter followers today. Naturally, this called for a new nude photo post. If you’re not following me, consider it. @LaurenMilfinger
June 25, 2018: There is now a Lot’s Cave edition of Lust for Blood. This will make the book available in some previously untapped markets. A completely new tale, Sis and her Friend, also became available today from Lot’s Cave and other vendors.
May 26, 2018: Lust for Blood will soon appear in an audiobook version. More details coming soon.
March 22, 2018: Now up to 283 Twitter followers. I post a nude every time I get five more. Because I like my followers, the nudes are always professional models whose pics I’ve licensed for the member area. The real me doesn’t look nearly as good naked as the fictional version.
February 7, 2018: I now have 212 twitter followers. I still need more. Lots more. Follow @LaurenMilfinger
February 4, 2018: Just finished writing Sis and Her Friend, a touching tale of 18-
January 9, 2018: I now have 160 twitter followers. I could use a lot more. Follow me @LaurenMilfinger
January 6, 2018: Literature and Masturbation, new blog post.
December 31, 2017: Happy 2018! New blog post.
December 15, 2017: Cumming at Carlisle’s, new blog post.
December 9, 2017: Erotica, Horror and Vampires, new blog post.
November 30, 2017: Kinky Victorian Servants, new blog post.
November 23, 2017: Thanksgiving 2017, new blog post.
November 16, 2017: Started writing The Erotic Adventures of a Lady’s Maid, which is a book that the maid in Lust for Blood is mentioned as writing. If anything, this is even more Victorian in flavor.
November 16, 2017: Printed edition of Lust for Blood is released.
November 14, 2017: Erotica Writing, Then and Now, new blog post.
November 13, 2017: Incest Out, Vampires In, new blog post.
October 22, 2017: Is Incest Necessary? New blog post.
September 28, 2017: How Dirty Do You Go? New blog post.
September 23, 2017: That First Time, new blog post.
September 23, 2017: Member Area is now open.
September 20, 2017: Reciprocity, new blog post
September 15, 2017: The Conscience of the Nation, new blog post.
September 14, 2017: One Room on sale at Amazon.
September 13, 2017: Moronite Mythology, new blog post.
September 12, 2017: Always a New Story, new blog post.
September 9, 2017: Hard Help is Good to Find, new blog post.
September 8, 2017: Naughty Patriarchs, new blog post about the dirty parts of the Bible.
September 7, 2017: Completed They All Cum at Carlisle’s and sent to publisher. The waiting is always the worst part.
September 7, 2017: Memories of a Naked Summer, new blog post.
September 4, 2017: Joined the Vibrators.com affiliate program.
September 4, 2017: “eMail Can be Annoying,” new blog post.
September 4, 2017: “Moving Along,” new blog post.
September 3, 2017: The Member Area is almost ready to go live. The hosting company just has to make a few tweaks to their system.
September 3, 2017: Joined the Chaturbate affiliate program. The girls love it if you jerk off while you watch them, and it helps support this site.
August 31, 2017: “Anticipation,” new blog post.
August 30, 2017: Working on the final chapters of They All Cum at Carlisle’s. You’re going to love it.
August 28, 2017: “Still Working,” new blog post.
August 23, 2017: “The Joys of the Digital World,” new blog post.
August 18, 2017: “There Will be More,” first blog post.
August 14, 2017: Started a Twitter account. Follow me at @LaurenMilfinger